“二战”时期,盟军要实施安奇(qí )奥登陆(🔼)计(jì )划,迫(pò )于对(duì )一(🛍)门(mén )(🔱)叫安(ān )奇奥大炮的超级(🆖)武器(🐉)的忌惮,要派两个精(💤)锐(ruì )特工(📿)去摧毁(⏬)这(🎲)门大炮,结(jié )果两(liǎng )(😎)个傻逼被(bèi )派(pài )(🕔)了(le )去,最后(hòu )经过一(yī )连串搞笑事件,阴差阳错的最后(🛺)完成了任务。 片段一(yī ):(🖍)德(dé )国人在北非布(bù )置了(🔊)一个陷阱,准备了一幅(🌚)假(📯)的(de )(🚨)防(🛑)御工事地(dì )(🔢)图(tú )让这(🦗)二个士(shì )兵带回(🥔)去(💻)。他(🙂)们却阴差阳错的(🤠)拿走了真的地(🙀)图(tú ),最终赢得(🈴)了战役。 片(🔔)段二:他(tā )们化装成管道工(🎋)潜入德(dé )(🐀)军(🧟)在意大利的司令(👣)部,给他(❕)们卫生间(🏉)的管(guǎn )道修得乱七八(bā )糟,把将军淋了个落汤鸡(🤷)。将(🌪)军去换衣(yī )服(fú )(📟),拉(lā )开抽(🔈)屉发现一套新的军服,于(yú )是(shì )洗头洗脸准备换上新军(💸)服的时候闭(bì )着眼把脸盆里的(de )脏(zāng )(👄)水(shuǐ )倒进抽屉里了(柜子旁边有一(🍁)个(gè )废水(🕕)桶)。那个(gè )将(jiāng )军(jun1 )是(🐂)最主(🛃)要的一个配角(❓),很有意思(🎴)。到影(🚩)片(🍹)结束前1分钟,都(dōu )没(👅)有一句台词(cí )(🔍)。最(zuì )后说了一句“谢谢”。 片段三:(🛃)德(dé )军有一门超级大炮俯(fǔ )视(shì )着联军将要登(dēng )陆的海滩(tān )。这二个(🏗)士(👔)兵居然化(♟)装成希特勒(lè )和随从,去视察(chá )大(dà )炮,把大炮炸(zhà )掉(diào )了。 (🌽)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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